Fair dinkum Aussie Bullshit Bags! Five disposable paper BS bags per packet. The writing on the BS bags say: "Disposal Bullshit Bag, Seals BS in. Directions: 1. Open bag before opening mouth, 2. Tuck open back beneath chin, 3. Start 'talking', let the BS flow. 4. When full, seal bag and dispose of. Warning: Do not attempt to dispose of your BS through any government agency since they produce more bullshit than they can dispose of themselves. We suggest that you send it to the major networks in return for all they send out each day." Give one to a Friend!